People search for the weirdest things. And my advice is that if you swear on your blog you are likely to catch some really icky searches, as recently happened on mine - I only came up as an amalgam of 3 separate blogposts but it made me really wonder about the person who’d googled that combination of words….
And why would you google praise the lord and give me all your money? Is there an online school for becoming an evangelising con-artist?
and to think poor ole god has to put up with all these kooks…. i bet he is having a good ole laugh at us all and i am not a colourfulstack yet… happy day margie
They’ve branched out to googling have they? How do they have the time… shouldn’t they be out dying their hair and teasing it into very, very ugly creations? Do they have no more free neck/finger/wrist space for gaudy jewelry? Are the make-up counters closed?
Have you been hiding something from us?……..are you a closet happy clappy? or so rich you just chose to battle on with the clapped out car for fun?… BTW I love the search results Kal has been getting, but he REALLY asks for the wackos with his header!
Have you been hiding something from us?……..are you a closet happy clappy who slips up and says “holy crap” occassionally? or so rich you just chose to battle on with the clapped out car for fun?… BTW I love the search results Kal has been getting, but he REALLY asks for the wackos with his header!
alrighty then. Sis sent me (Chronicler). Seems you are one mean quilter…and then I saw the thread (haha pun there) about folding towels.
Yup I am the infamous sister who got (count ‘em) $75 to fold two towels and place a ribbon around them so they would “look like they did in the model home.” Unfortunately this was the guest bath AND also the kids’ bath, so those towels were sure to be used whether she liked it or not in a week and a half.
So to add to this post heading, “I’ll Fold the towels and gimme your money!”
Oh, I just remembered something I saw on TV, I think it was Compass. Anyway it was a nice christian lady, and on her shirt she had something like “Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition”
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August 16, 2007 at 9:53 am
Megan
What I said yesterday, only louder.
August 16, 2007 at 10:17 am
Anina
Did you know that if you search “correct way to fold a towel” on Google now, you are first to come up and it says: “Holy crap…”
So very, very funny!!!
August 16, 2007 at 10:38 am
kirsten
how in the world… and who would search for that?
August 16, 2007 at 10:57 am
erin
ok, this time it was wine on the computer!
August 16, 2007 at 11:22 am
crafty
Oh, that is funny.
August 16, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Stomper Girl
People search for the weirdest things. And my advice is that if you swear on your blog you are likely to catch some really icky searches, as recently happened on mine - I only came up as an amalgam of 3 separate blogposts but it made me really wonder about the person who’d googled that combination of words….
And why would you google praise the lord and give me all your money? Is there an online school for becoming an evangelising con-artist?
August 16, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Fairlie
Okay, so now I spat tea on my laptop.
Googling the towel folding I could understand…but truly, “praise the lord give me your money”??? Why? Who? Where?
August 16, 2007 at 3:51 pm
peppermintpatcher
surely those people trying to take your money are e-mailing you any way and don’t need to do a search!
August 16, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Maddy
I love to see how people find my blog, I’ve had some odd one’s too.
August 16, 2007 at 7:46 pm
colourfulstack
and to think poor ole god has to put up with all these kooks…. i bet he is having a good ole laugh at us all and i am not a colourfulstack yet… happy day margie
August 16, 2007 at 8:33 pm
Jade
He he he!
August 16, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Helen
“Not today, thank you” - and you get TWO best laugh of the week awards!
August 17, 2007 at 12:22 am
Melinda
They’ve branched out to googling have they? How do they have the time… shouldn’t they be out dying their hair and teasing it into very, very ugly creations? Do they have no more free neck/finger/wrist space for gaudy jewelry? Are the make-up counters closed?
August 17, 2007 at 12:27 am
denise
I am sorry but I did need the extra cash!! I had no idea it would be you! ha
August 17, 2007 at 5:46 am
laeroport
Oh, you make me giggle.
August 17, 2007 at 8:24 am
nicolette
Gosh!
August 17, 2007 at 6:28 pm
laneyloo
too funny…..mine yesterday was “whimsical retirement nurses quilt”!!
August 17, 2007 at 8:27 pm
suzi-k
Have you been hiding something from us?……..are you a closet happy clappy? or so rich you just chose to battle on with the clapped out car for fun?… BTW I love the search results Kal has been getting, but he REALLY asks for the wackos with his header!
August 17, 2007 at 8:30 pm
suzi-k
Have you been hiding something from us?……..are you a closet happy clappy who slips up and says “holy crap” occassionally? or so rich you just chose to battle on with the clapped out car for fun?… BTW I love the search results Kal has been getting, but he REALLY asks for the wackos with his header!
August 18, 2007 at 5:40 pm
soozadoo
you need to stop this now, this path leads to madness
August 20, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Meggie
WTF??
August 20, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Leanne Beasley
Things are getting very weird in blogland………
August 21, 2007 at 8:03 am
mommiemarzie
That is seriously funny! I snorted out loud with that one!!!
August 22, 2007 at 8:02 am
s'mee
alrighty then. Sis sent me (Chronicler). Seems you are one mean quilter…and then I saw the thread (haha pun there) about folding towels.
Yup I am the infamous sister who got (count ‘em) $75 to fold two towels and place a ribbon around them so they would “look like they did in the model home.” Unfortunately this was the guest bath AND also the kids’ bath, so those towels were sure to be used whether she liked it or not in a week and a half.
So to add to this post heading, “I’ll Fold the towels and gimme your money!”
August 22, 2007 at 2:30 pm
crafty
Oh, I just remembered something I saw on TV, I think it was Compass. Anyway it was a nice christian lady, and on her shirt she had something like “Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition”
Talk about scary.
August 23, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Dee Light
Your blog is really making me laugh!!!! I enjoyed the visit!!!